Eggs

I found out today I really like eggs. I need to figure out how to get more eggs.
My people keep watching tv and getting sad. I know they used to live in Baton Rouge. Sometimes they call me over and tell me they would never leave me behind. I would not leave them either. I dont know where they are going.. I would just swim along side them. Maybe stop for eggs. I feel bad for these dogs who lost their people. I should send them tennis balls and greenies.